It’s 10pm on my birthday and I want to crawl in bed and fall asleep… but I’m not old I swear

47° outside and the first thing I do before bed is crack my window open 🥹

Heavy on……I’m not mad at you. That’s who you are. That’s your character. Be that character, but I ain’t gotta deal with it.

I dislike social media but then I take videos of my dog every night and I suddenly think I’m sitting on a social media gold mine

I love being an extrovert, but I can’t leave the house these days without being overstimulated and I fear there’s no solution

My hourly phone screen time dropping week by week makes me a little too happy

is the sun bothering u my queen?

Good, loving, fun humans make leaving the house so worth it

“I like to party, but keep it classy” wise words from a bouncer that just body slammed a man that was not classy

It’s like no one wants to spend Taylor Tuesdays with me anymore

Reminiscing about the dream I had last night where Edward Cullen was flying me around on his back to listen to live music in different parts of a cute little town

Oh I can’t sleep? Let me put on The Conjuring franchise.. fucking psycho

Mercury retrograde amirite

Up at almost 4am recording my Oso baby dog’s snores on our blanket pallet on the floor while I’m the big spoon, it was a happy Sunday

Having to choose between a fifty shades marathon or twilight marathon on the cable tv on a Friday night, can’t complain

I wish I was just as silly as the silly people I know so I can do silly things too

I hate when my friends learn the hard way about talking shit about ariana grande around me..