Happy international womens day! don't forget to call in to work and go shopping instead

i refuse to believe that dine in pizza huts weren't doing well

I miss Akon, usher, t pain, ciara, ne-yo, sean kingston, that whole 2000s era was a straight vibe

drunk peeing with friends is hands down one of the best bonding moments

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

anyone else having crazy ass dreams?

October - December are my happy months because it’s cold & spooky, then all the pretty Christmas lights come out & I’m soooo excited 😩😭🙂😍

not seeing ur bf for more than 4 days really does put you in a bad mood lmao wtf I’m mad for no reason

no one: mari: what’s the drink limit 5? it should be 😂😂😂😂

Y’all ever pre game too hard? I pulled up to the event already drunk out of my mind on accident 😂

Whenever i wash my socks… i swear half of them disappear!! My dryer like eats them 😂 i can never find the matches. I think I’m going to order all new socks.. all black pairs lol

excuse my language but FUCK these mosquitoes yo! THEY ARE SO ANNOYING, so tired of getting bit!!!

you ever pack ur shit up at his house n end up staying😭being extra for nothing

when y’all both mad but don’t know how to stop talking to each other 🤣😩

My intuition is spot on. I be knowing things before I be knowing things.

Casamigos x dunks

Nobody: Everyone: when I first met you I thought you was gonna be mean. 😂

when i sing lovers and friends, i am Usher, Jon and Ludda 😉