Would you believe me if i told you one of the reasons my girl left me is because she thought I actually took this photo myself and there was nothing I could say to convince her otherwise

women who go extra hard about not catering to men are always weird anyway

My office team is 9 women and 2 guys including me, brother just said women lose their prime after 25, they cooking tf out of that man 😭

Handy Mandy speaks on the recent death of Bob the Builder: “He’d still be alive right now if you fellas ain’t gas him up.”

the man that pulled his pants down on the train was, in fact, mentally ill and was taken to the hospital by the police, and they might arrest the guys that beat him up, good 👍🏾

It’s a married woman on tik tok full blown bawling in her car wanting a divorce because she’s sick and tired of having to be considerate in her relationship. Husband didn’t do anything wrong she’s just tired of having to treat him like a person that matters.

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

He CC’d in my boss on an email at the start of the year so I booked annual leave on his birthday before he could book it himself. 1 manager off at a time. Today he’s realised. Enjoy your birthday at work. Prick.

That DLC ranger drip always go hard

Like clockwork

This is why I struggle to get onboard with these modern day feminists because what exactly is the issue in making food for a man you are interested in?😭Take take take but never give

Black men in Manchester love their milk. When it’s snowing, they are going. Fair play 😂

The Slander name game will never see the days of “pessi” ever again, some insane shouts I’m seeing here🤣

FAMMMM IVE BEEN LAUGHING ALL DAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The way he says ‘Oiiii’ and tries again 🤣

Eze when he saw Havertz’s knee knowing he’s secured his move to Arsenal 😭