why has nobody created a way to online shop using boolean search operators?? this is why we need more women in tech

homesickness hits hardest in autumn… this dusty ass utah fall ain’t shit

this morning colby told me that my worst trait was my sleepiness. like if u disagree.

i don’t go on instagram very often but when i do it’s to discover what my fourth grade classmate who i haven’t spoken to in ten years’ top artist on spotify is

out of every marginalized group in america, stardew valley mobile players have it the hardest.

the word “neurospicy” makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter

being at home with my 13 yr old brother for two weeks has really enlightened me of the incomprehensible amount of times one can say “rizz” in a single day

knowing that the stardew mobile update could drop any day now after waiting over 2 years is the only thing keeping me alive rn

this cat was found near 300 e 400 s in provo— we think it has a home somewhere because it’s so friendly, but it’s so skinny and shaky that we think it’s lost. please let me know if you or anyone you know is missing a tabby!!

“cooking videos don’t really get me going in any way… it’s kinda like watching gay p*rn for me” - Kholbee

everyone claims to be naked neighbor and yet i’ve never actually seen one irl

“it kinda sucks that i can’t mansplain star wars to you” - colby, upon hearing i know more lore than he does

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

fuck anybody who voted for him, I will never forgive you.

The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling.