hi popping in to say please do not associate me with any thing my mom posts on facebook

strict no bs policy

the at&t commercials are simply not comedy

i really had a patient the other day say “this is tiktok music 👀” no this is the radio

something about a well constructed blt blows my damn socks off

If you put a bear and a mountain lion in a fight, that is a violation and we need to speak with you.

~almost~ comedic that someone can victimize themself because you refuse to put up with their dishonest and narcissistic behavior (‘:

WHO DID THIS 😭😭😭😭😂

just scrolled through twitter for the first time in awhile: i scared

i hope t swiz tells nick cannon to fuck right off 😭😭

so proud of our thunder boyz!!!!!

GQ’s Most Stylish Man of the Year and OKC’s soon to be First Team All NBA player at The Met Gala.

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from paramore and Fall Out Boy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most

i <3 miley

me after saying i got that dog in me

it's spooky season!

The Portland State President gets it!

sorry i haven’t said it sooner but I LOVE OUR THUNDER TEAM

I don’t care how you vote or where you lean. There is simply NO CHANCE these two are the best options we have to run our country. 0.0% chance. #debate