Boss: “Can we get this by end of week?” Me, from now on: “There's also a possibility I don't wake up tomorrow...so life is unpredictable.”

maybe she's going to break up with him live on the new heights podcast

Taylor Swift on New Heights :

WAIT if this is actually why she said 47 specifically 😭

Me on October 3rd

GREAT. TAYLOR SWIFT KNOWS WE CALL HER THE ZODIAC KILLER. GREAT.

I’ve been saying it for years but taylor swift is my therapist

so we will basically get my tears ricochet-like song in the tune of shake it off

I AM SO HAPPY FOR MY CLOSE AND PERSONAL FRIEND TAYLOR SWIFT

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

zandvoort got the whole gang depressed

When I accidentaly become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

take me back to ferrari. I’d rather deal with that mess than whatever the fuck this is with williams

I hate williams, get me out of this team

When it's carlos in front, he should give his teammate drs, but his teammate isn't instructed to do the same

i hate f1 and fuck williams racing

get me and my man out of this team

the holy trinity

GUYS COME AND COLLECT YOUR GOLD STAR