if football ever starts being played with two footballs this guy would be ELECTRIC.

fuck yeah

i can, therefore i must

i took a piss in the weirdly shaped urinal you came in 20 seconds later as i was washing my hands and used the same one we shared a beautiful moment that only i had the privilege of appreciating and you will never know how much that piss meant to us.

this was the greatest tweet ill ever make but mfers be trippin in shi

my boy Grant Leonard really just out here having fun today, as his team trails UVA by 35.

i love elon musk he is the best and he is cool and elon musk is great did i mention elon musk is fantastic and when his algo favors me gosh i just love elon musk and trump and biden and sports and funny cat videos and elon musk and all of the things and also i like elon musk

grateful wall

2025 swissconsin music awards coming soon…

elliot knob

earth bring back to me

world edit don't know if im still shadow banned by twitter but hope this reaches the people it needs to

me when i am paired up with wd 40 in the first italian 102 skit and dodge the mara allegations

still becoming the person that i want to be