we don't appreciate chhole-chawal enough

one day i'll disappear from this app and no one will notice

the existence of upma implies the existence of downpapa

who called it exercise and not waist management?

almost forgot that this is the whole point

i meant this.

is it just me or does it remind you also of windows xp bg ??

all of this just for a few likes??? shame on you!

🇺🇲: I'm quite busy. 🇮🇳: Saans lene ki fursat nahin hai.

aap logon ne notice nahin kiya hoga par maine notice kiya hai ki jaise hi main tweet karti hu, mere 2-3 followers kam ho jaate hain

you can actually survive a day without having lunch

hyd's weather these days 🤌🏽

life sort karne ke liye kaunsi algorithm use karni hoti hai?

ye aadmi har 2 din mein same tweet kar deta hai 😭

i have less than an hour to get ready to go to this function i've been invited to (i am also surprised that someone invited me) but here i am, scrolling yt shorts and wasting my time on twitter

is it 'flaawar' or 'flaaar' or 'flauwar' ?

kabhi kabhi bina kisi reason ke office se chutti le leni chahiye, achha lagta hai

i am the propaganda no one is falling for.

duniya ki iss bheed mein sabse peeche hum khade

leaving this app, once and for all. not sure if i want to keep the account or delete it but yeah, will not be using it for oversharing and dumb jokes. it's been nice knowing you all and i genuinely wish i could meet some of you irl. bye and take care guys.