[Swindle curled up in a too big berth and is just feeling]

just learned about human pregnancy and I am afraid.

// i'll do this country - 🇺🇸 height - 5ft 2in drink/smoke - neither (addictive personality) fav color - yellow fav food - all meat, and green beans fav drink - arizona tea or banana milk fav superhero - uhh the xmen? fav anime - dr stone? place(s) you wanna go - everywhere

[SE AU] If nothing else, at least Supernova has Megatron’s glare

// i'll have him have the baby when he becomes a mech again

// im gonna turn swindle back into a mech so i can give him sparklings

[human event end]

im feelin' funny

oh scrap

i had two! heh, their names are to be determined, but the production was a success.

Congrats Swindle on the successful delivery and congrats our boss on being a big papa!!

excuse me?

NO NO NONONO NO— I jus' had sparklings!

mhm... yeah.. 100%. Anyway—

Who? I need a name, I can't just send 10 shanix to no one.

[takes a deep shaky vent]

why? ugh, he can keep it...

Meow?

oh my... Star... You shouldn't have. [Already digging his servos through it to inspect each weapon] Hehehe—

// i think i might abandon my account, i don't feel myself enjoying this anymore. i dunno.