Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump (President) Melania Trump (1st Lady) Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce) John Phelan (Sec. Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee) Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE

People don't watch Fresh Prince, Full House and Family Matters enough anymore That's why everyone's so worked up and wound up tight 90's sitcoms and 90's music make it impossible to be in a bad mood

Someone should remind Pam Bondi that Richard Nixon didn’t go to prison. But his Attorney General did.

"Vaccines and Tylenol bad! Snorting cocaine off toilet seats good!"...🥴

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

trump said he was getting rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then chose a guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats to be HHS secretary.

Just a reminder that Dolly Parton's Dollywood Parks & Resorts continues to pay all tuition costs, fees, and books for all part-time, full-time, and seasonal employees who pursue higher education. Give Dolly ALL the statues.

Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. Never use legality as a guide to morality.

“His name was King Friday XIII. We just thought that was fun because so many people are so superstitious about Friday the 13th that we thought, let’s start children out thinking that Friday the 13th was a fun day. And every Friday the 13th would be his birthday.”

Pam Bondi has done the impossible. She's brought the left and right together in an unbreakable front. We universally hate her.

Otter washing machine.. 😅

The Wall Street Journal Go figure

Motivational speakers: "There's a tiger in you." Meanwhile the tiger in me:

And remember that!

NASA just released insane new image of Jupiter captured by James Webb Space Telescope, the most powerful telescope ever built.😮

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When you omit me, Chaos ensues. With love, warmth, and wit, The Oxford Comma

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

On the first Mardi Gras after Katrina, I asked a guy in New Orleans if he was concerned that the city’s culture was going to change—so many black residents gone, so many Latinos arriving for the rebuilding. He laughed at me. “Nah, it’s just another flavor in the gumbo man.” 🇺🇸