First Game: Name three countries

I almost violently shat myself while on stage after eating what tasted like slightly spicy dog food from Taco Bell two hours before the gig.

I think this social media ban for teens will be a terrific bonding moment with my son because the first thing I'll show him is how to bypass it.

I love this website, you get to see some wild, unhinged shit every day.

Hi Grok who is the most famous person to view my profile? Just give me a name.

Imagine being a grown person and an elected politician and thinking chemtrails are actually a thing. Holy shit.

My dog's internal clock is amazing. It's currently TIME FOR THE AFTERNOON WALK RIGHT NOW

In Australia, when you turn fifty, the government encourages you to send a sample of your feces via the national mail service, free of charge.

#RSAvAUS

Just had a nap. Need to watch something to perk myself up. This will do.

Just lost a point on the work lunchtime music trivia competition because I said Moving Pictures sang What About Me, not Shannon Noll. Current mood: seething.