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2 dinn mehnat kar lu teesre dinn tak chakkar aane lagte hai.

I have taken so many personality tests online and never found out the results because they’d charge 250rs in the end. I know the test result now, it’s cheapster.

In the coming years I’m sure being a geek would be cooler than being a star on the internet.

Coffee se to dhadkane badd jati hai joint kya khaak fukenge.

Never heard someone say ‘Chillaaa mat’ without screaming.

Dosto, realised a new stand-up on YouTube, watch full video ‘Family First’ here 🫶🏼 youtu.be/mTfSyBqwIV8?si…

Adulthood sucks until you realise how being a 13 year old was.

Guys 4 dinn hue hai gym gaye, kisi ko ghusand Marne Ka mann hai, what’s this new born strength I feel in my body.

Viral Ka patani, just wanted to make a game show super fun to watch. First episode is out on my YouTube, Dekh lijiye dosto.

Therapy me 2000 de ke English me hi rona hai to rehne dete hai.

India is for Indians only. No wonder bahar se sab aake moksha prapt karne me lagg jate hai kyunki road to nahi cross ho paayegi.

Miss being a baby, jab mera sleep schedule fix karna kisi aur ki zimmedari thi.

See you guys, with my brand new hour. Tickets here — linktr.ee/Swatisachdeva

Adulthood is realising, mutual funds sahi hai par zindagi jhand hai.

Me - I’m self absorbed Therapist - Why do think so Me - Mujhe jaan ne Ka saubhagya mil Raha apko. .. Therapist - Hmm

The faulty AC would work just fine when the electrician comes over. 🙂

Ok now I’m not comfortable with how much chat GPT knows about me.