Making money from shorts feels better than making money from longs 🤷🏽‍♂️

Treasury should just guarantee a 10bp a day return on the SPX and we can all go do something more fun

I hate it here…

Karma is just reversion to the mean

Life is empty and meaningless, from nothing comes everything.

One page of white paper reading = 10 pages of normal reading

The probability of a Federal shutdown is high if a temporary limit extension can’t be reached. Put simply, this is *not* one of those “overhyped” debt dramas like 2011. In fact, nobody cares (they should). No, these don’t happen every year. I have been vocal - here is why. 1/

Start the API call.

Taking adderall and other psychoactive drugs is like treating your body like a credit card you better max that shit out and get rich or you’ll just be a poor schizo dude with Parkinson’s

Pray your soulmate got a soul when you meet her

If you’re going through hell, at least act like you own the place

Stop blaming yourself for all your failures, learn astrology and blame the planets.

"The market will regulate itself" The market:

This is how locked in you need to be

The reason why most people miss the huge green candles is because they are too busy 'trading' the rug of the day and getting farmed by KOLs. The ONLY way to catch the coming Parabolic moves is to be positioned in advance and HOLD for MONTHS.

Agha Khan: Is it me or something about the heads of a 15 million sect living the unscholarly lives of Western playboys, horse collectors, & hanging around European royalty while taxing their poor followers in Central/South Asia? Not a word on that grift in the press.

IRAN'S FULL "OPEN LETTER" TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: "To the people of the United States of America, and to all those who, amid a flood of distortions and manufactured narratives, continue to seek the truth and aspire to a better life: Iran—by this very name, character, and