Possibly my most favourite opening paragraph ever.

.Dolly Alderton I’ve just finished ‘everything I know about love’ I picked it in a book telephone box, I honestly thought I was too old for it. I’ve always loved your writing in whatever form but this, its honest and beautiful, happy & sad, as is life. Truly wonderful writing x

My son’s Cup Winning Heigham Park Rangers Wolves U/10’s need a goalie for the upcoming season. 👇👇Norfolk Combined Youth Football League Heigham Park Rangers

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We've launched a crowd funder. We're so sorry that it's come to this but we just can't get ahead of ourselves & feel this is our best chance of getting ahead of the hurdles the last 3 years have put in front of us. If you can't help, please share ❤️📚🐛🐉 crowdfunder.co.uk/p/help-secure-…

We're looking to partner up with local sports teams to promote & support Men's Mental Health & Wellbeing. We will have Foundation banners available shortly which are 1400x700mm & we'd love to get these up around Clubs of as many Sports as possible in West Norfolk... Banner 👇

Found TISSOT watch on #statham close near @cns_school Norwich. Personalised match to a “Dad” on the reverse. Retweet and DM so we can reunite with the owner.

This is amazing! 👇

Retweet to win. I’ve got two guest list places to give away for The Charlatans + Johnny Marr live at The Piece Hall, Halifax in August Winner picked at random 9am this Friday. Tickets on sale an hour later

My column on FIFA boss Gianni Infantino patronising women beyond belief, Prince William snubbing the Lionesses, Man United waiting to clear their Mason Greenwood decision with female players … not a great few days for some of football’s guys in suits theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

‘Great’ Britain 2023. A heartbreaking read 👇

You speak for all Norwich fans Chris Sutton 🙌

Absolute joke #ncfc

My column on another week of rock-bottom moments for the drama addicts of the Conservative party theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

100% 👇👇👇

For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver! MUST be a follower. Comment, like, repost to enter

We are not even sleepwalking into League One, we’re running towards it with open arms. Utterly inept. #ncfc

The arrogance of the manager to take off Josh Sargent #ncfc #canarycall

Did the Leicester manager make all our subs? #ncfc