Roy Scheider came up with "You're gonna need a bigger boat" in JAWS, it wasn't in the script. One of the most famous ad-libbed lines ever.

He just saved the whole neighborhood from flooding in 10 seconds

Bout ye Dave… 😂😂😂

Ok, I laughed. 🤣🤣 I hate you internet.

🚨 Labour slipped out yesterday that all citizens will need to sign up to Labour's digital ID card scheme by 2029 Or risk losing their jobs and access to the NHS. This is being rammed through exactly as planned and it’s only the start.

We don't need to cut foreign aid. We need to abolish foreign aid. All of it. Not a penny more. When Britain is in such a horrific state, we simply can't afford it. It's just not possible. If MPs want to approve specific projects on a case-by-case basis? Then we should vote on

Yeuch, pig rings are revolting

We need to create such a hostile environment for illegal migrants that none will even dream of making the trip in the first place, and those already here will deport themselves in the millions. No cash, no houses, no legal aid. Stop the benefits, stop the boats.

Last night on the Northern line at Balham Station a man was seen wielding a machete. He had jumped the barriers and was being chased by the police. There were 15,000 knife crimes in London last year.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Ooo yes!!

Of course it is.

He's a man. Plain and simple.

I see 8

Weird and all the models look like they need a good feed

Curry and beer

He's clueless. He will never understand it. Privileged tosser

Think they already have it

Absolutely not. Complete rip off