Hasa diga eebowai

Pistanthrophobia.

Va te faire foutre.

Rule forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It went OK.

Supermarket sweep was a spectacular game show. #dotingoverdale

Saturday night pupdate...my dog likes bananas.

OK sideways is a stickman. #yeabutwhatsthemessage

'Cryptoscopophilia: to secretly look through house windows as you pass by.' #guilty #toocurious #orjustacreepydogwalker

I don't think I've ever wanted magic more. x.com/jotiele/status…

Woke up to Squeezes Cool for Cats blasting out the stereo downstairs...a clear sign Mr Collett has finished school for summer.

Sneaky look in the picture box this morning...bravo 👏🏼👌🏻 Fiona Lancaster

My favourite, super lovely Fiona Lancaster

Got invited into Supreme Court but security wouldn't let me hold onto my cup of ice because 'No liquids'... technically it's a solid.

Although they held it behind the security gate for me 🙊..#howsupreme

Bus gets in at 8:55 yet Mr Collett has left 75 minutes early because he HATES being late/likes to 'be there first.' #ubercute #alsobringsdog

It's a gamble offering your tube seat up, they're either thankful or insulted at the assumption that you're calling them old. #imeannoharm

Things I overhear in the library...'Amy, you can't just assume you will be a bridesmaid!'

Wonderful work