some people say it must be nice. to not know of all the bad stuff in the world. but that’s not true. i know it’s there. how else could i be the perfect antidote

I am not crying, you're crying

Every dog should be an inside dog. They’re family.

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A WWII soldier carrying a donkey. Because the field is mined & if the donkey was free, it would likely detonate a charge & kill everyone. So during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger & do as they please.

This #President is now truly getting out of control. In talking about “liberating” the states, he is using language that could well lead to rioting. No one has done more to undermine our constitution and destroy our country’s values than Donald J. Trump.

I can't wait for restrictions to be lifted. Gonna book myself a couple's massage and just have both massage therapists work on me.

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Mitch McConnell is backed into a corner and forced to admit he lied about the Obama administration not leaving a pandemic plan, on Fox.

I think we all know who won this debate. The people who decided not to watch.

Here we go again ...

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It’s me, I’m the pickle friend.

There's nothing worse than spending 30 minutes in a phone queue for something that can't be done on the website, while a recorded message repeatedly tells you that the same website is a fast and easy way to do stuff and maybe I should try it.

Is Apple Music better than Spotify? I have to make a choice. Yes, douchey tweet.

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While eating as a guest at other people’s homes, I’m thinking their dogs are genetically obligated to-convince you they’ve never, ever been fed.