it’s cool to be sensitive and it’s cool to be kind

they made a marvel movie where the president is secretly a supersoldier and involved in a conspiracy that began with him attempting to defy his mortality and even the guy who made Metal Gear Solid 2 is like, "what...? who're all these fuckin people?"

Sorry, Donkey Kong. You are just not a draw anymore. Hey, he's still got it! #Simpsons

Cranberry just be letting any fruit smash

found it

yooo mario and luigi

Princess Mononoke, 1997

does anyone wanna come over and watch me drink 2 to 13 beers

white people when the pistol in a Halo game is bad

They got shinies in real life

The fated day has finally arrived

upon reflection, I’m not even sad that they think I’m 6 years older than I am, or that this person is older me, thinking I’m 6 years older than I am. it’s sad because we’ve been friends for more than 2 years and he thinks I wouldn’t invite him to my 40th birthday party 😢

Coming out of the bathroom at a party after throwing up

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nothing worse for my ego than playing the baby in smash bros he stays turning my pockets inside out smh if i get falcon punched into oblivion one more time i’m moving out it’s time to be absentee father

Man it’s a

Broke up with a girl because her favourite Pokémon was the one only sociopaths choose