Cottontail when she gets home:

#MechaBreak is setting new standards in character creation, take notes Miyazaki!

we’re throwing hulk-a-roos on the stove

This one's for you, big dawg. FUCK HULK HOGAN

Eric Bischoff right now:

Iron Sheik, Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior greeting their old friend Hogan today:

Seated #FantasticFourFirstSteps

My TL today temporarily reminding me why I stay here:

It's really sadly clicked now that despite my disturbing piles of band merch I don't own any Ozzy or Sabbath merch anymore since I was a kid and grew out of them..this needs to be corrected.

As much as I LOVED #FantasticFourFirstSteps I can't wait for everyone to witness the most unsubtle, in your face product placement since Transformers (2007)

ATTENTION: Hot Topic FINALLY has Smiling Friends shirts!

PUNISH!

The anime figure industry is so fucking funny like here's Yuji vs a 2016 Subaru.

"Hey, we saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe.."

They put this on me as a "punishment" and I'm just walking around town like "I'm Doctor Doom now, lol."

Bro couldn't handle my vape