Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 💜🏳️‍🌈 if we want a country where all people are accepted and loved, we have to name and rectify where we historically haven’t so we can act to do so now. (Also - sorry I said “cisgendered” instead of the correct “cisgender.” I’ve learned and am growing too✨)

and if he doesn’t listen then he can kiss his penis goodbye snip snip am I right girls? ~ Andy Bernard

*sees donkeys on the side of the road* Me: little Jackasses Mom: little jackasses....are you telling me Jesus road on one of those?They’re so small and skinny. Please tell me they had something bigger.

what straignt men wanted in 1979: women who like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain what straight men want in 2019: must be ten times hotter than me but NOT know it. can fit entire meatball sub in mouth but NOT in a slutty way. SIZE TWO. LOVES sex but is a VIRGIN.

i wish i was a snail *when you find out snails can sleep for 3 years*

Michelle and I send our deepest sympathies to all who knew the victims of today’s plane crash in Ethiopia.

Is it just me or is the best thing someone can say to you is “I’m proud of you”

The Office S2 E10 “Christmas Party” Yes, all office fans want to know what the teapot note said. But how about what was on this tape recorder that Jim put into the box!?!

8 years ago today we lost our horsiest friend. Love & miss you, Li’l Sebastian 😔❤️🐴

*sees girl wearing an “inappropriate” outfit* Guy: “Women: we are not objects. Also women...” psa: WOMEN CAN DRESS HOWEVER THEY WANT. NO MATTER WHAT THEY’RE WEARING THEY ARE NOT OBJECTS. PERIOD.

Officially announcing my retirement with the release of “No Pressure” executive produced by No I.D. July 24th... It’s been a great decade. Now it’s time to be a great father. Art by Sam Spratt

Women should know their place.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.

Chick-Fil-a workers submissive af 😂

pour one out today

new porn name - “Dumpit to Crumpit”