People who think they know it all and refuse to listen are extremely frustrating to be around

If somebody that you’re close to who cares about you is giving you information that will help, why would you feel offended. Doesn’t make sense to me

If you have issues with people at work, family members, relationships, maybe the problem is you and not everybody else.

Then you have people who are always in a bad mood or are easily irritated. Keep your miserable ass away from me

Falling asleep with a $150 candle burning 😢 FML

Second time I did that dumb shit

People who smoke weed and get quiet are the worst. I be like “say something!” lol

Just sitting there high and quiet looking dumb

Where is everybody watching the Diddy trial??

Wheel around the city, let the tints hide me, that’s a cold mufucka, whoever’s inside it…

I’m getting a girlfriend after this summer.

No broke chicks though

Nice Body, (Slim, thick, medium) Has a good diet Smart Doesn’t bother me Juice box 💦 Doesn’t come with consumer debt Can cook Listens and communicates well Bonus points for athletic I don’t ask for much

Young hoes kind of annoying. I be like MOVE.

Them under 30 chicks got too much energy, they can’t sit still or stop talking. Always fidgeting and stuff

And no vegans either, they be a lil funky

A little bit of body odor can be sexy sometimes. Like when you jump on your girl after the gym. But vegans take it too far. It’s an odd smell, like a dill pickle. That’s where I draw the line

She goes to the dentist twice a year and doesn’t mind if I watch new episodes of a show without her.

No idea what’s happening on this Drake stream but I like it lol

That Chris Brown song Sensational is stiilll my jam 🕺🏿