Argument at Costco today: "This is why I carry a gun!" "Where's your MAGA hat, you fuck?"

to reduce wait times, we have decided not to reopen

I'm going to start calling spices "flava flakes"

new offbrand music??!! soundcloud.com/offbrandmusic/…

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

look while everything's all fucked up and the dipshits are busy let's just switch to the metric system

The way to honor her life and her legacy is to respect her dying wish, which was to ask that her seat not be filled until a new president is sworn in. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, for all you have given us all these decades, I stand ready to fight for your final request.

You might not recognize us from the last time we streamed #TheAscent, but let's just say... we've hit peak cyberpunk. Come hang out with me in this impromptu variety stream! twitch.tv/okhoagie

Jump back into #DeadbyDaylight tonight with me at twitch.tv/okhoagie! Heard a rumor we might have a fire sale when we hit our sub goal...

bruschetta is just raw pizza

VICTORY! Amazon Union Election Results: NY Amazon Workers WIN - ... youtu.be/n-6qRDA3iT0 via YouTube

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I've decided that the fiddle is one of my favorite instruments.

Got an espresso machine! But burned the crap out of my thumb pulling its first shot. ):

Sushi in 28 hours and counting. Who's in?

Curiosity prevails!

OH: Don't try telling your ex-girlfriend you're pregnant. That's when she stopped believing me.

My prior tweet's credit goes to OAB @kenangonewild. <3

"Maybe I am genius. Breakfast platter." -Brian