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Erin Sullivan

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calendar_today25-03-2009 00:49:29

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It’s so funny that for 20 years Shania Twain was like omg stoppp it’s not Brad Pitt when people asked about the inspiration behind “that don’t impress me much” where she name checks Brad Pitt and then one day was just like yeah it was Brad Pitt

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Rinsing out my yogurt container to make it recycling optimal just for it to be driven directly to a landfill and then eventually dumped in the ocean

Rinsing out my yogurt container to make it recycling optimal just for it to be driven directly to a landfill and then eventually dumped in the ocean
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My (40M) wife (24F) went hog wild on a rendition of zou bisou bisou at my birthday party and embarrassed me professionally. Am I the asshole for privately exacting my revenge by slowly chipping away at her self-worth over many years

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People rationalizing why trump does anything forget about his drawer full of Sudafed. The man isn’t making choices he’s in the portal of Skinwalker Ranch

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At a certain point in your life talking on the phone with your mom means spending 10 minutes thinking you’re having a one-on-one conversation and at a crucial moment being alerted to the fact that your dad has also been on the line, hovering silently nearby as if a spirit

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Scientists were able to mimic the voice of an ancient Egyptian mummy using a 3D recreation of the mouth and vocal tract. It allowed them to produce a single sound: