Who's going to scrub my back?...

I've just uploaded a new set of pics to my Patreon account... patreon.com/posts/94209485…

Monday morning poetry....

It appears to be warming up a little, so I've shed a layer of clothing. I thought it best to get back "on-brand". Monday night beer or three. Cheers everyone!

I appear to wearing a shirt.... happy Saturday you beautiful bastards...

You'll be pleased to know that I have now declared Christmas... start eating and drinking if you haven't already...

Some shameless advertising for the old patreon account. I've taken my eye off the ball this past few weeks due to a new job & and a dose of man flu... patreon.com/posts/94895432…

Send sleep....

Morning humans. Even I am lacking the ability to insert some motivational words here, after a couple of hours sleep. Balls to Tuesday...

Merry Christmas everyone. I know today can be tough for some. Try and have a good one, whatever you have planned.

Twiglets are vile. Even at Christmas.

I am alive... but only just! Not enjoy the dark mornings... have a great Monday everyone.

Morning everyone. I've been up to feed the chickens, now I'm back in bed, because it's bloody freezing. Have a great Saturday!...

Cheers, old bean!

Housework day today, so I feel like I deserve an early beer to keep me going. Beer I helped brew with my own delicate little hands... cheers!

It's been too cold for topless selfies, but I braved the cold for my patreon account.... patreon.com/SuffolkDan

Good morning humans. Happy Tuesday...

It's beer o'clock... cheers!