Can’t sleep, again Am I doing what normal people would do? (Have a drink, read a book, play nice music) No. I am laying here thinking what I could call my band. Only I don’t play any instruments and I can’t sing So if/when anyone’s awake, tell me what you’d call your band

Part of a building site has been cordoned off after a suspected ordnance device was found, police in Plymouth have said. Devon and Cornwall Police has asked people to avoid the area as crews work to make the scene safe. bit.ly/4qQA1uF

Why is this man looking so happy? People are being evacuated and he’s looking like he’s just found the gold at the end of the rainbow 😆

They can’t believe it😂

Chased a police officer with a chainsaw and then called the judge who sentenced him a ‘f*cking terrorist’ Okay then… 🤷‍♀️ news.sky.com/story/attempte…

The northern lights are back 😍 Bodmin Moor (Brown Willy in the distance - yes, that’s its real name!) Cornwall is very giving this year. Snow, storms, 2 nights of #Auroraborealis and it’s still only January. New band name unlocked - Two nights of the northern lights 🎸

Thank god LBC News is summarising what Trump said, because I zoned out and got stuck on trying to work out who is calling him Daddy… #Davos26

Used to a bit of wind in Cornwall now but not used to it causing the power to go out twice, while I was halfway through having root canal treatment. Sums up my luck really #StormIngrid

I look forward to the day there’s not a weather warning in Cornwall. I can see why animals hibernate. There’s already so much water here that I might just build an ark, grow a beard and call myself Noah…

It’s raining men, hallelujah And women, cats, dogs, chickens, goats, iguanas, flamingos, donkeys Literally sounds like everything is falling out of the sky right now, and smashing against my windows I love a bit of adverse weather but this is getting boring now

Hailed so hard it set my car alarm off. Wtf is this weather all about 😩

Devastating scenes from Weycroft, Axminster this morning. I'm surprised we only have one severe flood warning issued. #StormChandra 📸 James Loveridge Photography, Facebook

Why on earth would anyone even try to drive through that? It was apparent how deep it was. Complete waste of valuable resources, that are likely needed elsewhere; all because of her stupidity. I’d have made her get out and walk…

Time to do away with the rail replacement buses and start providing boats…

It’s my son’s birthday today. He told his gf he had to come and see me today to celebrate. Celebrate his birthday? No, to celebrate the best day of my life apparently 😆

It was easy to find the dipstick in this car…