Ibn Majah 😝

🤣 (Submitters agree that it is unrighteous to celebrate this. Meme is still funny).

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Hadith "Science" [Quran 6:112] We have permitted the enemies of every prophet—human and jinn devils—to inspire in each other fancy words, in order to deceive. Had your Lord willed, they would not have done it. You shall disregard them and their fabrications.

You are a:

1. Aisha was an adult (hadith are Satanic fabrications) 2. Violent aggression is sinful (see Quran 2:190, 8:61, 4:90) 3. Allah = God, even Arab Christians say "Allah" 4. Immigration = Politics issue Can we have sincere discussions now?

How they would dress if the Prophet was Eskimo 😂😂😂

Ummah💋

I remember this from my Sunni days 🤣🤣🤣

"There's no Shirk in Sunni Islam"

Winter Salat be like:

A long healthy life

Trinitarians be like:

"If God made the universe, then who made God? If the cook cooked the burger, then who cooked the cook?"

[Quran 2:48] Beware of the day when no soul can avail another soul, no intercession will be accepted, no ransom can be paid, nor can anyone be helped.

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Jinn companion be like

Quran Alone vs. Hadithists