When your work laptop is absolutely fine throughout a global Microsoft outage

reading a book you dont enjoy but wanna finish it anyway

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

how will i poop now without my doomscroll 🙁

i had a long run

ugh dont be bootlickers please

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

hi @appletv if you see this please pick up throne of glass by sarah j maas as your next hit TV series 🙏🙏🙏🙏 trust

severance, white lotus, and love is blind all in one month? my wallet will never recover, bring back cable please 😭😫

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

How it feels to not have any investments during a financial crash

The Newark airport radar is failing as we speak but don't worry folks, ICE just arrested the mayor of the city outside an immigration detention center