Too many wee guys have access to the SFA's Comet system or know folk who do.

Lyall Cameron £30 mullyin & no a penny less! That's chicken feed tae ra English sided!!!!1

The whole new signing/IKEA patter thing is hear to stay, isn't it? Thanks Phil.

Sorry if I'm being a prick, but can we leave off the "enjoy Gassama while he is here" posts? All fine and good hoping we get a good fee eventually but he's in the door 3 weeks FFS

Can play centre back or left back

I block anybody with "Raskin" in their handle or username. Seems to be the player who's name is sullied most with the shittest patter going, normally about Kieran Tierney's hips

Feel for the outlets, podcasts & businesses that this guy used to try & boost his profile, despite knowing he had been charged with domestic abuse for years. The link between grandiose self-publicists & being a piece of shit IRL should be studied..

These "his dad Mabawzer" etc shitty puns about players moving club are wearing thin, folks.

Couldn't mark his neck with a blow-torch. Coming from the guy who leaked that he had been stripped of the captaincy by PLG to at least 3 different outlets before he had even left the Auchenhowie car park.

Anyone else boycott companies based upon how shite their ad campaigns are? #KFC

I, for one, am shocked that people getting Botox from Sharon in her garden shed are experiencing horrendous side effects.

"Braga's tune" I think Roger Taylor might have something to say about that pal..

His Uncle Dontbeshyshowusyour will be buzzing..

Of course Mikey Stewart flags us winning a foul in a 50/50 when it almost never happens

Piss poor. Hope both have been banned from our matches. Bev is very well known & liked in football circles, one of many own goals from the UBs last season

Best of luck in your career at Kilmarnock, Skye. Don't let the trolls drag you down. Utterly scunnered with the internet edgelords on here man

Sending all the love, support and massive congratulations to Skye! Incredible to sign a first pro contract at 16! 🤍👏🏼 The internet can be such a dark place at times, full of insecure & mean people; block them out, pity them & go out there and smash it!