My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

Dreadful news. She’s done me back today at Little Kickers. During a drill, too. Coach Nathan did absolutely nothing about my protestations that it wasn’t in the spirit of things, might ask for my money back.

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This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and

If this is my last tweet I’d like it to be known that today at lunch jack rooke 👋 found me drinking red wine and smoking outside a cafe and said I looked like a French lesbian

SMASH

For anyone who needs cheering up this morning here’s a picture of me with some pants on my head and a cereal bowl.

We’re back

Manchester Derby Weekend is it?

Might get a tattoo of this

I see it's 6 Nations again

best thing about football is arguing about who is the most rattled until someone dies

You mean the Rory delap emoji?!

This is us during the record for the David Tennant episode of The Assembly. Reading the feedback is pretty damn surreal tbh. #TheAssembly

Meditating with Danny Dyer… Danny Dyer #TheAssembly #Gogglebox #FreshEveryFriday on Channel 4 📺💻📱👀

The experience of watching The Assembly live in is a pure privilege

The Independent got inside me and Michelle Singer

boooooom look what we won 💃