I miss the 70s. The drugs were cheap, the sex was abundant and Robert DeNiro was 34 years away from starring in Bad Grandpa.

I remember doing a line of coke with Scorsese in 1976. Then it was 1980.

What people forget is the studio’s first choice to play Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull was Barbara Streisand.

I went through the entire 80s never seeing a Kim Basinger movie all the way through but I broke at least 6 pause buttons on my VHS remote.

Kids these probably don’t know who Kim Basinger is. Let alone Joan Severance, or Shannon Tweed, or that woman out of Krull.

My first crush was Doris Day in Calamity Jane, which explains my life-long attraction to bisexual blondes that want to kill me.

If Calamity Jane was made in 2024 this would be the final scene. Roll credits.

Howard Keel. One of the great unsung stars. Incredible voice. And does the best version of ‘They call the wind Mariah.’

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If Doug Liman genuinely fought for Roadhouse to be in cinemas then Doug Liman is on crack. He should count himself lucky it’s available to view. It’s a gargantuan pile of s*it.

Balls to Doug Liman. The audacity to print that picture and moan about it’s not getting the recognition it deserves. How do you walk away from that under the impression that you’ve done a good job. Incredible stupidity.

Waking up to The Rewatchables getting their shivs into Shot Caller. Absolute money.

The more you watch Goodfellas, the more realise it’s not Pesci or DeNiro, it’s f*cking Ray Liotta. How he never got the best actor Oscar is a crime.

I often look back to the days when I tried to make Ed Helms into a leading man and think to myself ‘Christ, I’m glad I’m no longer smoking 20 rocks of Meth every day.’

Jake Paul in conjunction with Netflix have convinced the world to tune in to a nothing fight between an energy drinking selling a*hole and an old man. Hats off to them. We are the idiots for buying the crap they are selling.

Everyone involved in this. Netflix, Paul, Tyson, The promoters, the commentators, Me, You, All who tuned in should be embarrassed. #TysonPaul

Somebody do #TheBrutalist #TheFantasticFour Galactus mash up and do it quickly. You’re welcome.

He’ll always be here, Huckleberry. Bon voyage, Mr Val Kilmer.

Kathryn Hahn is so…so…so..so bad in The Studio it ruins it for me every time she’s on screen. Just horrible. Awful. Incredibly poor.

Hello B A Didcock . Could you please apologise for calling a film ‘Pleasingly nightmarish’. We all make mistakes. It would be good for you to fess up and move on with your life. Thanks.