America. Thoughts and prayers.

Bleach for breakfast then.

I think it was the whole electric-boat-sinking-but-there’s-a-shark-in-the-water stuff that really cemented Trump as a serious politician with a clear view for America’s future.

The Harris team needs to play by the new rule book - claim electoral fraud. Demand recounts, demonise Sharpies, criticise computers, and above all claim victory. It will really piss on his parade.

I think it was pretending to fellate his microphone stand that really cemented Trump as a serious politician with a clear view for America’s future.

I think it was when he confessed his desire to be a whale psychologist, that really cemented Trump as a serious politician, with a clear view for America’s future.

I think it was when he danced to his personally curated Spotify playlist for 30 minutes that really cemented Trump as a serious politician, with a clear view for America’s future.

I think it was when he professed his love for “the late, great Hannibal Lecter,” that really cemented Trump as a serious politician, with a clear view for America’s future.

I think it was when he weaved bacon consumption and wind farm technology that really cemented Trump as a serious politician, with a clear view for America’s future.

Germany: “Please Not the Horror-clown”

It’s time to leave Twitter isn’t it.

Guys, it’s time to turn your back on this.

BlueSky is the methadone to your nasty X habit.

The only person you’re supporting by staying here is Elon Musk. The only way to hurt people who only care about money is to destroy their investments. Leave X today.

Nice.

Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X theguardian.com/media/2024/nov…

The X-odus! Ha! Love it.

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