Todays a great day to remember that there’s few greater feelings on this earth than blasting a turkeys head off

Me when I outpiss the guy in the urinal next to me

Opening the phone this morning to an assortment of missed bets and feelers

You may not like it, but this is the right move for the Bears with the first pick.

Alright alright let’s get the mic outta Ronnie’s hands

Bears fans hear this and know that it’s 3rd Down.

Historic back door cover.

#NotMyJake

There’s people that have figured out how to go to the moon, there’s also people who have figured out how to anonymously smoke hoons in elevators. We’ll let you be the judge. #Hoonvator

Woke elitists at PFF refusing to shine a light on the only team that still plays their home games in a stadium dedicated to the troops. Very sad and wrong!

Pitchers must start for action.

Impossible to not love this Demons team. Complete and utter chaos for 40 straight minutes

In the hunt!

This is going to be one of the funnier and more painful depaul losses in a while

Day 693 of tweeting until DePaul wins another Big East game

Save it, Scott.

39 straight big east losses has a nice ring to it. Let’s go for 40 on Friday.

17 point lead.