OOMF ORDERED TACO BELL 10 MINUTES BEFORE IT CLOSED

twitter keeps recommended me accounts where their tweets look like this

making a coffee and opening your laptop at 6:05 AM then scrolling on your phone from 6:06 AM to 9:31 AM probably feels so good here

five kids asked if im supposed to be Dream from minecraft

i love gay halloween what do you mean you’re the smoker beside two gays kissing

When I was a kid Some of my family got arranged marriages to boost business and political power, I said that if there’s no love in marriages they should’ve just let men marry the men they wanna do business with and I got my butt whooped… anyways I still stand by that

In America, crime is legal

In America when you say arranged marriage bad somehow people disagree with you.

Waffle Houses should only exist in slower paced cities(for functional purposes), a New York or LA location would open a portal to hell

I have been cutting up the plastic things that hold cans together for the last 20 years so that they wouldn't strangle a sea turtle

happy new year !

why am i horny randomly omg

one of her best song

BAHAHHA i think my family accidentally saw my phone screen 💀

i cant seem to verify im 18+ for my apple account anyone else in asia having this issue?