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@strikesdacroc

large crocodile doing large crocodile things including but not limited to: mooching off my bf, political discourse, and retweeting spicy stuff. DM’s OPEN he/him

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calendar_today30-10-2016 21:42:09

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This new meme trend is very entertaining but why are we remaking dragostea the original song is still great we don’t need a new one with drag n drop lyrics about partying

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Dawg hotel life is starting to actually kill me. I saw a YouTube short of a guy making a fried egg sandwich and I could have cried. I miss home cooking so fucking badly. I haven’t had access to a stove in months

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Oh god how do I obliterate SeeDance videos from my timeline. I accidentally clicked on one and now it’s every other post. Help meeee