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Borders are for security, not a joke! The same weakness in policy is why your money isn't safe! Buy $STREMP!

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Pretty, but, liberal! Not sure if kryptonite or

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Alongside First Lady Iv-- Melania, I will Make Crypto Great Again!

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Putin thinks he's playing chess, but with $STREMP, we're about to introduce him to a game he can't control!

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Democrats? More like dump-o-crats! SAD!