What’s happening to the ride hailing apps now in Metro Manila? It seems like there are numerous cars/motorcycles available but the app is struggling to route people to the riders. People are resorting to Facebook groups to book a ride home. This is what Christmas is like.

In a very Larry David-esque situation right now. I’m trying to buy a cake for my moms birthday tomorrow, but they won’t sell me an entire cake. They sell it by the slice. I asked to buy all the slices and they’re currently on the phone with the owner of the bakery deliberating

horror movie posters that look alike: a thread

the breakfast club isn’t horror but this has to be in the thread lmaooo

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift, skin bleaching

wait what do you mEAN shes not real

I'm sorry the official Chicago bears Facebook page just posted this image and all I can think about is it's cock

my photo entry for the filipinocore tweets:

hey guys I'm alive

they dont even know that the first time this phrase was uttered it was about bachelor of medicine daniil dankovsky from video game pathologic 2

filipinocore

bakit sa adamson din naman

Someone used the line “we all have the same 24 hours” today on me when we were talking about exercising and meal prep. I asked him how he managed to get in his 2 hours at the gym after work with his disabled child who needs 24/7 supervision. He said “oh”.

He’s like this because he saw me taking my HRT and I refused to give any to him

you're emotionally conflicted about your dyke boyfriend going on testosterone? yeah that sounds so hard. can i have his number

🙏🏻

I miss my boyfriend's boobs