Ugh "X" what a dumpster fire. Bye again for now

My sims friend died in her office. Now i have a house ghost that sometimes makes me breakfast. The ghost here irl likes to move things I need. Do better.

I hit this beetle with a fly swatter and it literally exploded. Found its head about an hour later. Pretty sure this was the nightmare fuel behind Donnie Darko.

Bet you wish someone would get up at 6am to make you pumpkin muffins don't ya?

It's so rare that I get any sort of candid or photo with her that isnt a selfie. I figured out how to take pics with the house cam. Not perfect but I love it. We were sharing banana

Thank God the child didn't get whatever is going on with my guts. Sick pants

I guess I'm the problem.

A list of phrases I never thought I'd say. 1) that shoe is full of spiders, I can't fit anymore 2) the egg carton is full of spiders 3) oh you want your spider shooting wiggle tube. I will elaborate no further.

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Parents with toddlers, did this stage almost break everything in your life? Clean house, properly fed and slept, relationship to the brink. Like.... how do you get shit done when it's causing issues but she wants to eat electrical cords.

Rain drops on kittens and mittens on bitches or whatever she said.

Cinnamon French toast with homemade blueberry sauce, a little powdered sugar cuz we're extra. Sundays are good days.

Yall really will put your faith onto something that isn't yours won't you.

When do we get to vote out female trump from alberta here? I can't believe people voted in this bimbo.

So this is 40.

Still proud. Still making sure dogs have the best they can here.

Time to scream into the void.