Took my kid back to his middle school for a visit. I am coming to the realization that I have birthed a giant. Holy height! One of his teachers had marked hi height on their door frame when he was a student there. They added another today. At the top of the frame 🤯 He will

20 inches. TWENTY. On top of the 5 we have left from today’s melt. How do we use our energy to switch timelines? I am most definitely in the wrong one currently.

I need a dog translator. We had to separate the ladies after a death match yesterday. I have been told that this separation should only last 2-3 months. But, when will THIS stop? It happens about 6 times an hour.

Hmmm…. Is this referring to the current bread shortage or the highly in demand snow socks? Or both?

We don’t have this problem here - but I know some of you who may need this PSA

This storm just keeps giving. Chris went out to blow snow about 3 hours ago and measures roughly 18.” Have ai told you that I strongly detest snow?! I need to move

Believe it or not, their behavior IS improving

So. We have survived so far. More snow is coming in about half an hour and then we get a little break until Saturday. We now have a blizzard/Nor Easter coming Saturday. I need to move.

Can’t get out the doors yet - but look! Yowilly -it’s snowing! 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s true. You cannot take the soldier out of the man. I was just briefed on today’s operation to feed and water the fluffy butts. He was diagramming it in the air and became agitated when I burst out laughing. It was the phrase “Scott, I am detailing the operation with mom”

Yum, yum!