CHECK OUT THIS FUNNY APRIL FOOL SITE IT’S LIKE A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE… BUT BACKWARDS! HASKELL.ORG

Ja, nê? Just because you think Stikeez is a shit idea doesn't make it shit. marklives.com/2015/09/shelf-…

#SAvJPN Proud of our Bokke. The USA needed 2 atom bombs to beat Japan. We played the game fair and free. #RWC2015

Go Los Pumas!!!! #NZLvARG

Look, I think the All Black will win this, but at least The Pumas is making it hard for them #NZLvARG

Impotant day for Japan. Beating Scotland would mean 1. We're not as shit as we believe 2. They're better than what we believe. #RWC2015

.Checkers @etvSunrise First retailer to bring Black Friday to our shores? Really?! Maybe you should pull your heads out your ass.

OH: That’s the story of the whole Java ecosystem: you take something that’s “not that hard” and you still manage to screw it up.

Secretly I was hoping Zuma would resign. In my heart. Yet, my head was right yet again. All we got was a big fuck you. #ZumaAddress

Dunno if I'm more disappointed about Zuma not resigning or for wasting that 15 minutes of my life listening to his dribble...

Ireland played 2 x rwc winner with 14 men and WON. #SAvIRE well done irish! Guts and glory

Heyneke Meyer be like...

I'm guessing Keven Mealamu won't be getting the new iPhone then?

Well done bokke! Proud of you. #SSRugby #Springboks

Look at the bright side. The Boks could have lost 15 - 60. They didn't. #winnersofthelosers #SSRugby #Springboks #SAvNZ #LoveRugby

The new Metallica album is great!

You know you're a developer if you cycle back through your bash history for a full 30 seconds to save typing a command again.

This is where you hope and pray your backups are sound... x.com/gitlabstatus/s…

How to get through life ... #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayMotivation