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@stickshattricks

Currently recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things! We like hockey, knitting & lawn bowling. Washed up former hockey player and current BHL bender

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calendar_today05-07-2012 03:39:53

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This just in! The dude who got pigeon tossed into the pond on the golf course, has come out to speak. I'll give the guy credit πŸ‘πŸ½ 🍻

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Ever heard of Crosby? He signed 5yrs 43.5m, when he could have got 10.06 (50.3). Second one @ 8.7 - 12yr - 104.4 and could have got 12.86 (154.3). When he signs again, max will be 19.1m. You do the math on discounts. Not even including the cap increase during the contracts.

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Hockey culture just hits different. Starts making his way to the bench on his own, after tearing his ACL in the corner and still proceeds to strip the puck on his way back and helps set up a goal. Now we find out that he's out for 6-8 months.

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#Oilers fans are gonna be angry when Stu Skinner puts up All Star numbers for Pitt the rest of the season and Jarry fades like he's been known to do.

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Crosby, Mac, McDavid, Point, Cirelli, Reinhart, Suzuki, Marner, Hagel, Celebrini, Marchand, Bennett, Jarvis, Wilson Toews, Makar, Theodore, Morrissey, Parayko, Sanheim, Chychrun, Doughty Binnington, Thompson, Kuemper

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This just in. I'm hearing from multiple sources that the Oilers are going to make a trade of some sort, for some player, between now and the trade deadline. You heard it here first.

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According to Oilers casuals, Nuge, Hyman and Bouchard should be on Team Canada, or they're making a huge mistake. Pickard and Ingram are the best duo in the league now, Mang is getting traded for a first rounder and a prospect, and Nuge would speedbag anyone in the league.

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My final prediction: Crosby, McDavid, Mack, Reinhart, Marner, Celebrini, Point, Hagel, Marchand, Bennett, Wilson, Suzuki, Stone, Horvat Theodore, Makar, Toews, Morrissey, Parayko, Harley, Doughty, Sanheim Thompson, Kuemper, Binnington Who you got?

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This is why drugs are bad kids. Celebrini is 4th in league scoring at 19 and 40pts up on the next closest teammate. SJ is 5pts back of Edmonton and have 3 games in hand. He's literally the definition of carrying his team to a playoff spot. Without guys like Leon, EB, Hyman, Nuge.

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It's obvious that analytics has taken all cognitive thinking away from these modern "hockey fans". It's also clear they have no ability to utilize the eye test either. But let's use analytics and show the entire story. They’re 1st in xGF but also 2nd in xGA. They can't defend 🀯