if labubus looked like this, then maybe i would give a fuck

what is it that the gay little hobbit once said? uhhh i wish i did not have to live through such times?

made myself too important at work AGAIN

maybe a hot take but for someone that has an open prisons/ open boarders banner, just say he’s a loser

YEAH I DID MEAN THAT open.spotify.com/track/0Jlcvv8I…

Superman’s Dad’s Name

it’s a nice gesture, in theory, just address it to my husband if it ever happens again

now that he works a 9-5, it’s kind of boring to work from home

standing at the barricade of a concert not knowing a single song and just vibing

people forget that Calvin Klein did a campaign with the exact same dialogue with an underage Brooke Shields who has discussed how weird/not appropriate this was in her documentary called “Pretty Baby” once again proving that SS is NOT THAT GIRL

if you see my boyfriend tweeting, just know that he’s at least 30 miles from me and there’s no way i can reach him to snatch his phone back

send this to one of your mutuals who would go into cardiac arrest if they ever had a buzz ball

Air Aster get a job !

what if a gun had a soul and didn’t want to be a gun

my boyfriend does the exact same smile omg

I wrote a paper about “Into the Wild”and Chris McCandless’ sister read it and told me personally that she loved it and it reminded her of her brother. She also left a very kind handwritten note on the paper itself and it’s been one of my most prized possessions since then