With team names that sound like 8 year old Little League team names

Can I get a retweet Jay Busbee?

BREAKING: Donald J. Trump has won the Masters, according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. "True, our great leader wasn't there this week but Augusta National has accepted 4 excellent net scores the president shot in his 20s. Congratulations Sir!"

Something tells me you’ve been taking a lot of trash talk at the upstate New York organic food stores and pickleball courts

🙄Call me crazy but the SecNav should know the single worst day in the US Navy’s history.

Literally calling your company Patriot Towing or Liberty Printing is the new MAGA version of companies calling themselves AAAA Towing or AAAAA Printing so they could be listed first in the phone book

To be fair, I think Secretary of the Navy John C. Phelan is just being like the parent of a toddler and celebrating half birthdays. Maybe he got a half birthday email for his kid like I did recently from Chuck E. Cheese

I can’t have an informed opinion on the Canadian election until Catturd weighs in

That’s Angela from The Office and you can’t convince me otherwise. Office Ladies: The Podcast

I thought you could end the war with one phone call. This is your third one already to Putin.

House Republicans are so proud of this bill that they are going to pass it when almost no one is awake.

Fellow Dynasty Owner Rolin Sommers has passed away after a courageous battle with cancer. Tim is creating a framed Dynasty Owner jersey and a commemorative card as a tribute for his family. If you want to contribute a message, please DM me and I’ll pass along the info. Thank you.

Pam Bondi: “What will help me regain the public trust?” People: “Can we see the Epstein Files?” Bondi: “How about some trapper keepers and we pardon the weirdos from Chrisley Knows Best?”

First, nearly all of their chargers are either offline or not working. Now their rewards program is ending. Guess who’s looking for a new company to use for Fast Charging! #evcharging #evgo

Moe, Larry and Shemp

This assumes she knows how to read

And Elon Musk says to John Laurinaitis in the Stooge Hall of Fame competition: "Hold my dildo".

Our district has the hardest working staff on Capitol Hill. It was great to treat them to lunch on TACO Tuesday.

How many people have already sent this to Freezing Cold Takes today? The over/under starts at 1,000.5

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