My power is out, can I come over?

Has anyone hit this move since 97’?

I forgot my food in my car so I’m taking squirrel for a late night walk 🙂

How did I get here

Idk if Luc is good actor or if he is being serious

It sucks when you see someone you’re trying to talk to , talk to someone else

Remember this sodara. This is how you lose stuff.

I hate when I’m drinking and someone is simultaneously killing my buzz. Like what? Fuck of

Damn that makes me a little sad but I’m happy for you

Worst part bout my mom staying at my place is I can’t go home and jerk off 🤨

If y’all haven’t tried red wine and coke … here’s your sign to have one

Bro if Loid don’t want Fiona, I’ll take her 🤨 tf

Was fixing my hair when I was driving and the car next to me rolled their window down and said “dw you look good” 🥲

I’m gonna stop floating my soda water cause these people don’t know how to mix a drink 🫠

Realizing I can’t dress up as jack skellington this year cause last year I gave my jacket to a girl cause a bitch was cold …

Laura is so hot

Gonna learn Disney songs to shoot my shot

Y’all. I needed to share this with someone so yall are it. But idk if you’ve ever gotten a thick shake from jack in the box but them bitches ALWAYS came with a small, regular soda straw. JACK IN THE BOX just gave me a thick straw with my shake. A THICK. STRAW.

I’m pathetic 🫠