Schulz is a funny stand up but crazy for “He has sex with women” to be the qualifier for who you vote for. Especially when it’s about a guy who’s from a famous family and been a millionaire therefore has sex because of what he can provide people rather than who he is

Respect to Eni Aluko. She’s brought everyone together in thinking she’s stupid for going at Ian Wright.

Arguably not like Earth at all

I don't know how to explain it but this kit screams Premier League winners 25/26

Granted I haven't seen past episode 3 of this series of Doctor Who but it's mad to me they finally got another charismatic companion in Ruby/Millie Gibson and then just shafted her for the next series

not usually one to share this sort of stuff, but i had a bit of a health scare recently that’s really thrown me…. currently in the process of figuring out where we go next x

Jason Momoa is just so cool

“Hear me out” and it’s the most attractive person you’ve ever seen

Hey Grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Holy shit

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Got to respect Tonali with the worst free kick attempt ever to not hurt Isak’s new team

Liverpool getting cheap decisions as always.

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Fortune teller: (flipping tarot card) Ooh. The fat bastard. Don't see that one often Me: is that good

Anyone want to buy my 2-day VIP ticket for Orlando Warped Tour? Collection at will call.

Woman says she tried a method and showed cats around the neighborhood a picture of her missing cat to "spread the word" and shortly after her cat returned

Robbie Williams officially breaks the record for most #1 albums by any artist in UK chart history, surpassing The Beatles (16).

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