.Donald J. Trump - I marked up your 100 day contract with the American people to reflect your progress so far!

@ryanward10 Mike Hudema You can deny all you want feller. In jail or out, ducking stool or not.

Twitter bots & trolls that once supported Trump are now backing Marine Le Pen. What a coincidence. politico.eu/article/marine…

Russia just banned Jehovah's Witnesses. The UK Government has responded ind.pn/2pnTCYw

"What do we want?" "Coffee!" "When do we want it?" "Now!"

Damn I still miss Carl Sagan.

'Happy Days' Star Erin Moran Has Died At 56 tmz.me/19Ow3Nd

I don't care if the cord's not Apple certified Siri. Let it CHARGE MY BLOODY PHONE!

$200+ a ticket for Depeche Mode at the ACC Center in September? The outrage!!!! *brb*

Try holding yer breath until you turn blue. Sometimes works w/other toddlers x.com/thehill/status…

@ryanward10 "But, but, Obama" getting a bit stale. Unless you wanna talk Presidential golfing?

Bomb left at Holy Cross school gates in Belfast 'to murder police' news.sky.com/story/bomb-lef…

12-year-old boy drives third of the way across Australia before getting stopped by authorities ind.pn/2oVNm8T

@ryanward10 What is this "concede" you talk of? It sounds fascinating.

@ryanward10 Ahhh. I call that "right away dear!"

@ryanward10 Fact checked: True!

What would actually happen if aliens made contact with Earth independent.co.uk/news/science/a…

Alex Jones, Sandy Hook truther and conspiracy theory peddler, asks media to respect his privacy indy100.com/article/infowa…