Make Depressions Great Again

For awhile now I have clung to a theory. I figured that if a guy was an utter imbecile to begin with, losing his marbles could only make things better. Right? Aristotle had some shitty ideas too, you know.

Dow Jones is a radical Democrat.

Next up on Fox: Why Jesus wants you to pay more for stuff.

Tariffs on Heard and McDonald islands expected to have devastating effect on tuxedo rentals.

Tomorrow, the traditional bell that opens the stock market will be replaced with a cigarette and blindfold.

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#OTD in 2024, I spoke with Steve Burgess about his book, Reservations: The Pleasures and Perils of Travel. #NewsRadioBookshelf CityNews Vancouver Douglas & McIntyre vancouver.citynews.ca/2024/04/20/cit…

Donald Trump is a man who could walk through a cemetery and never once think of death.

For those unfamiliar with #Vancouver, South Fraser is one of the city's most vibrant communities, home to the Punjabi Market district, with a strong Filipino, Vietnamese, and Chinese presence. Plenty of inexpensive produce stores, fashion & beauty shops. A special neighbourhood.

Trump for Prime Minister. Trump for President. Trump for Pope. Trump for breakfast, lunch, and supper. Trump with Spam, Spam and Trump, with a side order of Trump, Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump....

Very pleased that "Reservations: The Pleasures & Perils of Travel" has been long-listed for the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour. To the Leacock judges I say: Am I a clown to you? orilliamatters.com/local-news/ten…

Dr. Steve's post-election rundown on just who got run down: thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025/0…

At the Lapu Lapu memorial, a notice about The Resilience Centre at Killarney Secondary School Cafeteria, 6454 Killarney Street in Vancouver. Open today till 2:30.

TRUMP: We'd love to take over Canada. CARNEY: Some places are not for sale. DANIELLE SMITH: Black Friday prices! No money down! Shop now!

Young people of America! Employment opportunities in scientific fields are dwindling. Have you considered a career as a professional racist? cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

Red smoke means they've decided on tacos.

White smoke. If Pete Hegseth was running this show we'd already know who was Pope.

Still more proof that Trump can't even grasp the concept of corruption. You might as well tell a tick to stop sucking blood. nytimes.com/2025/05/12/us/…

Dr. Steve on the latest excretions from the Oval Orifice; thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025/0…