It would have taken a brave man to bet on QPR being above Watford after 5 games having watched the opening game of the season between them

Hanwell taking the piss. Sprinklers on and playing ‘Why does it always rain on me?’

Rugby’s much more interesting when it’s played like football…

As Aylesbury’s population was doubling did it not occur to anyone the capacity of the roads would need to increase?

Ian Darke commentating like someone had dropped diacritics all over his pre game notes. Never heard some of the names pronounced the way he did tonight

Wordle 824 2/6* One of those days… 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How do you plead not guilty to escaping from prison? Surely if you were in prison 1 minute and strolling down Chiswick High Road the next then you’ve escaped Case closed

Last week we were several items short in our click and collect at Aldi. It’s a convoluted process which means Penny had to go and find each item in store for them to scan to get the refund. Whilst she was in store she bought a(nother) candle costing over half the refund 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

Couple of beauties in the allotments by the double garages in Chesham

VAR has made watching PL football about as enjoyable as HS2 have made driving through the Chilterns…

If Europe want to even out the crowd noise at the next Ryder Cup they should take that woman from Margate FC

Penny and I had our hearts broken last Friday as our beloved Jake was put to sleep. The hole he leaves in our lives is huge as we have been side by side for nearly all of his 13 years RIP Jake

No matter what you think the ingredients of a great goal are, the awareness, technique and execution of Scott Davies lob (bit harsh Chesham admin) yesterday has to be in the conversation

Wow!! Congratulations Mark Bantock what a day. Someone will be looking down very proudly!!

#BBCCricket on point with the use of a Readers ball in this graphic for the test match.

Fabulous surprise for León today when he got a signed Middlesex Cricket shirt from the nicest man in cricket Tom Helm