Ban assault rifles, not books. Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies. Protect kids, not lobbyists.

Had a fantastic adventure last night in Btown! @ The Comedy Attic instagram.com/p/CeJTXztLEBF/…

#goldenhour instagram.com/p/Ce958ONrAm8/…

Pro-life, eh? If you haven’t fostered at least one child — an actual life — then you’re not pro-life! Can’t afford it? It would ruin your academic/career goals? Must be nice to be able to make that choice. Smells a lot like privilege!

The abortion law in Canada in the 1969 and more recently in Ireland were both changed because of empathy. In Canada, the coroner of Ontario was so damn sick of seeing dead women he held an inquest for every abortion death. Wanted the public to see the carnage. 1/

If Republicans in Texas want to replace slavery with “involuntary relocation” then I want to replace Independence Day with — Stolen Land Day. #LandBack

unbelievable...

“Chester Cheetah looks like he works at a conversion camp!” 🤣🤣🤣

Who could(n’t) have seen this coming?

I imagine my decisions about the snooze button are much the same as rich people’s decisions about their stock portfolio, and poor people’s decisions about their lottery scratch offs

I recently swooned when my partner ended a phone call with, “I’ve got to go. I’m walking into surgery!”

Me: “Jim Abbott was born without a right hand, made the majors, and then accomplished one of the most difficult feats (no hitter) for a pitcher!” Her: “Well, the drummer from Def Leppard only has one arm!” Me: “A lot of drummers can play Def Leppard’s songs with only one handed!”

I bet one of the people who likes the 21st night of September the least is Water. Earth, Wind & Fire : Hey, Water … umm, we’ve got some bad news …

Is my torso twisted slightly to the right, or … should I assume that my $7 Kohl’s Christmas t-shirts aren’t crafted to exacting standards?