Beat Serena 5-3. 4-1 on the year. Oreos for everyone!

Am I the only one who has "March of the S.O.D" playing in his head right now?

Safe to say he's not making it to the opener?

Our little superhero has started school❤️

Slayer- Raining Blood

You might get some varying opinions in the northern states as the temps drop, but I don't think this is the rabble-rousing hot take Flea thinks it is.

It’s a good thing I have always been a dyed-in-the-wool University of Texas now that they’re definitely back. I can enjoy this. #HookEm

This will be the last time the Pickle Festival hires the Hells Angels to do security…

We were down 8-0 before we could even bat tonight, but the Plano Middle School Tigers battled back to beat Ottawa Shepherd 16-10. #OreoTis

I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me "Sebulba's the GOAT", then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY.

You may not like it, Bro, but learn to accept it.

“This one goes back to our SST record. It’s called “Flower” on the the album Ultramega OK.” open.spotify.com/track/7raCJBfh…

Not sure who needs to know, but tonight’s “Sunday Night B&W Get Me Relaxed Before The Week Starts”-feature:

I was maximum midwest last night: sitting in a neighborhood bar, eating the Friday night fish fry, and watching Illinois-Nebraska.

I was in the process of cranking it up when I took the screen shot.

Anyone else disgusted that this game is being played on a hot-as-balls September night?

God’s Play

Chicago Bears Great…