I’ve seen pensioners move quicker on a Black Friday sale #PaulTyson

2 minute rounds? It takes him 30 seconds to get off his stool #PaulTyson

When’s the rematch? #PaulTyson

Get him home and tucked in. #PaulTyson

The only ring I saw was the one spinning in the middle of my tv screen #PaulTyson #buffering

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Ffs AP miserable face #itvracing

Over £200 a night is absolutely ridiculous #fourinabed

“After myself and Paul the right people won” What an awful woman #FourInABed

Under Trump’s repeal of birthright citizenship— Baron must be deported.

Jeez

When Morrissey said ‘hang the dj’ I now know exactly what he meant #ImACeleb

Oti should have learnt from tulissa. She never spat it out #ImACeleb

“I’ve got an idea! I’ll block the hole with my t-shirt” #ImACeleb

I don’t know what Sarah thinks she sees in the mirror but I honestly think she’s punching. #MAFSUK

I think it’s time for radical change for ‘Married At First Sight’ and rename it ‘What Am I Gonna Do! They’re Not The Type I Go For’ #MAFSUK

Dean could easily turn this around. Start taking class A drugs he could drop a few stone in a month. Get a couple of swallow neck tattoos and shout “fuck off you bitch” at Sarah a couple of times a week and she’s got everything she’s ever wanted! #MAFSUK

I’m done with #Gogglebox it’s completely gone to shit.

Sarah’s right. There is something fundamentally wrong. It you. You’re horrid and cruel. #MAFSUK